Nanowar, el chivi del metal

Siempre me ha gustado el metal, el estilo inigualable de música donde las guitarras son profundas y rápidas, la batería impone el ritmo y la voz del cantante pasa de ser aguda a gutural en movimientos rápidos.

En el metal tradicional existen varios grupos como Manowar; grupo italiano-noruego, que toca un poco de Death metal y power metal tradicional, Iron Maiden uno de los grupos más conocidos en el genero, Anthrax que es un grupo brasileño de metal y muchos más, pero hasta ahora encontré algo como Nanowar que hace satíricas increíbles sobre metal ya sea haciendo parodias de las canciones o sus propias versiones, hasta en la portada del disco como esta donde hacen la parodia entre Manowar y Village People. 

para poner un ejemplo de su trabajo aquí esta un video hecho por ello (si por ellos) sobre metal 

Otro es la de las parodias entre los clasicos del genero como la canción que volvio famosa a la banda iron maiden "Number of the Beast", que la renombraron con "Number of the bicht". Aquí les dejó las letras de las canciones y los videos para que los comparen. 

The Number Of The Beast

[Steve Harris]

"Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the
beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the
beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and
sixty six."

I left alone my mind was blank
I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind

What did I see can I believe that what I saw
that night was real and not just fantasy

Just what I saw in my old dreams were they
reflections of my warped mind staring back at me

'Cos in my dream it's always there the evil face that twists my mind
and brings me to despair

The night was black was no use holding back
'Cos I just had to see was someone watching me
In the mist dark figures move and twist
Was this all for real or some kind of hell
666 the number of the beast
Hell and fire was spawned to be released

Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised
As they start to cry hands held to the sky
In the night the fires burning bright
The ritual has begun Satan's work is done
666 the number of the beast
Sacrifice is going on tonight

This can't go on I must inform the law
Can this still be real or just some crazy dream
But I feel drawn towards the evil chanting hordes
They seem to mesmerise me ... can't avoid their eyes
666 the number of the beast
666 the one for you and me

I'm coming back I will return
And I'll possess your body and I'll make you burn
I have the fire I have the force
I have the power to make my evil take it's course

Y la versión de Nanowar es así:


Forgive me, oh mum and dad

For the telecom sent the bill with wrath,
But i believed that the call was short
Let him who hasn't a girlfriend

Go and call the number of the bitch
Even if it is an expensive number, this number is 166 166 166

I was alone, I took the phone,

I needed time to think the number I saw on tv
Who did I hear! can I believe

A pack of horny lesbians howling back at me
I've always thought, I've always dreamed
Of magic whores to come and perform sodomy
'Cos in my dreams, it's always there

One dirty slut who takes my dick orgasming to despair

Night was black and I wanted to fuck

I've passed all night to see , Rocco's films on tv
In Netherlands the whores are close at hand

But in Italy, they're pretty hard to see

166 the number of the bitch

Hot chat line is going on tonight

You can go on , ‘till the end of the road

You just have to be aware, shemales who hide out there
In the night, cars’ lights are flashing bright

Bitch-hunting has begun, sexual work is done !

166 the numer of the bitch
30 euro the price for you and me

Pigs and gays, and everyone who says
" I am too arrapate, to stop to masturbate"

Take the phone, order some whores at home

They come to...make it rise and melt it down like ice

166 the number of the bitch
144 the number of the whore
To a sexy shop, I will return

And I will get more videos and hotter stuff of porn
I have the programs on pay TV
I have the hands to make libido take its course


Anónimo dijo…
cuaaaaaaantos errores
olvida el metal no sabes nada

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